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Post by kayoticharlequin on Jul 3, 2009 21:45:56 GMT -5
I must not use a fishing rod to steal the principle's toupee and then put it under my teacher's desk and tell everyone it's a skunk, making everyone run like hell out of the school
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Post by Cold Chaos on Jul 4, 2009 11:03:29 GMT -5
I must not spike my hair up with gel, dye it blond and say I've gone Super Sayien (or that I've collected the 7 Chaos Emeralds)
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Post by kayoticharlequin on Jul 4, 2009 21:43:26 GMT -5
I must not steal people's pants from their gym lockers and claim the fairies took them
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Post by Cold Chaos on Jul 5, 2009 11:16:43 GMT -5
I must bake brownies because the people at the backe sale sayed they'd beat me up
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Post by kayoticharlequin on Jul 5, 2009 18:01:20 GMT -5
I must not sell cookies on April's Fool's day and then tell everyone that they were filled with farting powder and refuse to give them their money back
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Post by PandaChan21 on Jul 6, 2009 9:57:43 GMT -5
I must not sell the school to a foreign investor who wants to turn it into a steel mill.
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Post by Cold Chaos on Jul 7, 2009 12:57:55 GMT -5
I must not tell the cops stanging around the school to stand like the gaurds from Bukingham Palace
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Post by PandaChan21 on Jul 8, 2009 20:25:35 GMT -5
I must not stage a strike for vegan food options in the cafeteria.
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Post by Tiamat on Jul 9, 2009 16:12:11 GMT -5
I must not stage a strike for vegan food options in the cafeteria. ...Why not?! I must not strike for frog's rights in the bio lab.
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Post by PandaChan21 on Jul 10, 2009 1:23:01 GMT -5
I must not glue my teacher to her chair.
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Post by kayoticharlequin on Jul 11, 2009 20:52:52 GMT -5
I must not cover my teacher in syrup and feathers and call her Mrs. Hen instead of Mrs. Jen.
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Post by PandaChan21 on Jul 11, 2009 21:07:01 GMT -5
I must not incite an all-girl smackdown in the middle of a standardized test.
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Post by kayoticharlequin on Jul 12, 2009 17:04:13 GMT -5
I must not throw eggs at people and claim that the omelet gods are angry with them
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Post by Cold Chaos on Jul 16, 2009 13:16:40 GMT -5
I must not bug the teachers to play a childrens card game with me
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Post by kayoticharlequin on Jul 18, 2009 20:04:09 GMT -5
(ha-ha! Classic, dude)
I must not yell, "SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE MONEY!" during detention.
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